I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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