girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Randomize
