why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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