I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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