Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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