dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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