i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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