**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Actions speak louder than pants.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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