Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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