We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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