just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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