I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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