The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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