He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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