She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
A+ Viking dick
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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