Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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