sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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