Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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