Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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