Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
