He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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