So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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