Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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