I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I bet he comes in French.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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