He asked to "fluff my boner.."
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
