i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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