Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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