I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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