that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
