Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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