I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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