No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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