We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It's rum buckets o'clock
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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