Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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