After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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