did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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