Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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