Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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