I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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