what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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