Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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