Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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