how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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