Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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