She announced her abortion via fbk
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
its liver damage thursday
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