i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Are we still banned from the library?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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