so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
