you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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