That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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