He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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