I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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